Your Questions, Answered

  • Dicks Parking School is a public service dedicated to helping people understand a revolutionary concept: your vehicle should fit between the painted lines. 

  • You were identified as a candidate for continued parking education.

    This generally means your vehicle was:

    • On the line

    • Over the line

    • Across multiple spaces

    • Parked at an angle normally reserved for aircraft landings

  • Emotionally, yes.

    Legally, are you a cop?

  • Only if your parking was so bad, it was funny.

  • Yes.

    Unfortunately, the laws of geometry remain in effect regardless of how long you're shopping.

  • Because bad habits become crowded parking lot problems.

    Today's empty lot becomes tomorrow's viral photo.

  • Large vehicles are still expected to obey the same parking lines as everyone else.

    The lines don't magically get wider because you bought a bigger vehicle.

  • This is known as "The Domino Effect." Start by parking your car properly, then leaving one of our business cards.

    While we understand it is frustraining, it is not accepted by the Parking School Board of Director.

  • Students master critical life skills including:

    • Parking between the lines

    • Parking straight

    • Centering their vehicle

    • Respecting neighboring drivers

    • Looking at their parking job before walking away

  • Absolutely.

    We believe parking education is best shared with the people you care about most.

    Submit a photo of their bad parking jobs to info@dicksparkingschool.com, and we will feature it on our Bad Parking Examples page

  • You know exactly how…

  • To complain:

    Submit photo proof  that you were not parked poorly, to info@dicksparkingschool.com. Then the Parking School Board of Directors will provide a response within 3-5 business days, declaring your parking job acceptable or not.

    Or contact us using the contact page.